Mir fiel gerade wieder ein, dass ich auf den #Cybertruck schon eine Art Nachruf geschrieben hatte, bevor er auf den Markt kam. Interessant ist vor allem die unrühmliche Geschichte des SUVs an sich. Leider hat es nicht geklappt, das #MAGA-Volk mit dummen E-Trucks zu gewinnen.
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This article made me laugh until I cried. 😂What a perfect send off for the #wankpanzer ! May the ugliest, most pathetic vehicle ever made rest in pieces in wrecking yards across the world.
“Visually, the Cybertruck asked and answered pressing questions. Questions like: What if a hammerhead shark were also a microwave? What if the abstract concept of “toxic masculinity” took on a physical form?”
#cybertruck
Aww, so sad.
#Cybertruck
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HAH I WAS RIGHT
#cybertruck #wankpanzer #incelCamino #cars
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Prediction: The #Tesla #Cybertruck is going to be a flop.
If it does manage to begin delivery this month, it’s going to be riddled with build quality issues and unforeseen (or foreseen, if you’re actually reasonable) problems with its body panels and bizarre design, leading potential buyers to look elsewhere.
Now that you can actually buy decent (and decent-looking) EV trucks from Ford, GM, and Rivian, the Cybertruck’s competitive appeal is gone.
I’m also taking guesses at the pricing. I think the promised $40k base price is pure fiction, and will never see the light of day. Tesla will start deliveries at some top-end trim which I’m going to guess will end up being $85k–$100k.
Medium term, I think the Cybertuck will be a laughingstock, a weird anomaly in automotive history. Maybe in another 20 years, it will become a collectible curiosity.
What do you think?
#cars #EV
Open quoted postPrediction: The #Tesla #Cybertruck is going to be a flop.
If it does manage to begin delivery this month, it’s going to be riddled with build quality issues and unforeseen (or foreseen, if you’re actually reasonable) problems with its body panels and bizarre design, leading potential buyers to look elsewhere.
Now that you can actually buy decent (and decent-looking) EV trucks from Ford, GM, and Rivian, the Cybertruck’s competitive appeal is gone.
I’m also taking guesses at the pricing. I think the promised $40k base price is pure fiction, and will never see the light of day. Tesla will start deliveries at some top-end trim which I’m going to guess will end up being $85k–$100k.
Medium term, I think the Cybertuck will be a laughingstock, a weird anomaly in automotive history. Maybe in another 20 years, it will become a collectible curiosity.
What do you think?
#cars #EV
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Prepare your tiniest violins !!
Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production after years of poor sales in few markets
https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-wind-down-cybertruck-production-texas-gigafactory-next-year-musk-says-2026-11-06/
#musk #wankpanzer #cybertruck
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@stux@mstdn.social At least in Europe, that thing won't get regulatory approval anyway — just like the rolling Tesla dumpster (Cybertruck).
#Tesla #Cybertruck #Europe
The Register: NASA puts astronauts’ lives in the hands of Tesla’s flaky Cybertruck
https://www.theregister.com/science/2026/08/04/nasa-puts-astronauts-lives-in-the-hands-of-teslas-flaky-cybertruck/5282628
#tesla #cybertruck #nasa
Cybertruck Called the Biggest Flop in Automotive History, as Tesla Shares Plummet
the Cybertruck has eclipsed the Ford Edsel as the auto industry's benchmark commercial flop on a target-versus-actual basis. Hours later, Tesla posted a Q2 earnings miss, and the stock logged its worst week since 2022.
#tesla #cybertruck #business #automotive #auto #cars #trucks #transportation
The clumsy stupidity of the #Cybertruck expresses perfectly the pathetic nature of the ultra-rich.
That strikes me as a kind of unintentional honesty.
I parked a few spots down from a #Cybertruck last night, and they're just as stupid looking up-close as they do on the internet. 🤮
#IncelCamino #Deplorean #Swasticar
It’s Looking Like the Cybertruck Is the Biggest Flop in Automotive History
https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/looking-cybertruck-biggest-flop-automotive-145559135.html
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#WeirdCarMastodon #Tesla #Cybertruck
It’s Looking Like the #Cybertruck Is the Biggest Flop in Automotive History
Lego just made a parody of the Wankpanzer!
I hope they send the "trucks" to Elon and he steps on a Lego. It'd be the closest thing he's had to a parenting experience.
#ElonMusk #Tesla #Cybertruck
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Boy, I hope the people in that Cybertruck survived, and if they did, they didn't lose their legs.
#tesla #cybertruck #accident
A beautiful family reunion in the Mission.
#SanFrancisco #CyberTruck
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@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org I'm glad the doors unlocked so the children inside the Cybertruck and the grandparent weren't burned to death #telsa #cybertruck #fire. Would like to know the reason for the crash. Driver error or mechanical/programmatic.
video: 🔗 Primrose School of Lone Tree evacuated after Cybertruck crashes into building, catches fire
One child inside the Cybertruck was taken to the hospital with minor injuries, authorities said.

