Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
greem@cyberplace.social
<p>Born in the UK at 327ppm.<br />Son, husband, dad, friend, IT person (no I cannot fix your printer)<br />Used to rock climb (and fall), scuba dive, walk and climb mountains. Now I run around after racing cars*<br />Terminally ill with S4 prostate cancer. The end is not nigh.<br />Grumpy Brit, sweary, cynical, lefty/Green, bereaved child, pharmaceutically <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/ACE" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ACE</span></a>, <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/BuckFrexit" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BuckFrexit</span></a> <br />Very likely to make jokes about poo.</p><p>* Motorsport marshal | <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/BMMC" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BMMC</span></a> Member | <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/
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That uncomfortable moment when someone from The Past happens across your Fediverse profile and decides to get back in touch, all friendly like. Nu-uh. Nope. Nei. Na. Nein. Given their previous form, I needn&#39;t worry about it for long, but it&#39;s still a bit of a smack in the gob. [The Past being a non-specific, absolutelyt-not-tied-to-any-educational-institution-employer-or-home-town kinda thing] #Nope #NotNow #PleaseLeaveMeAlone
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Two Loughborough University graduates live on TV in the Formula 1 Team Principals&#39; Press Conference - Ayao Komatsu (Haas) and Laurent Mekies (Red Bull Racing). Pretty good for a small market/former manufacturing town in the East Midlands of the UK, really. #LboroUni #LoughboroughUniversity #Loughborough #F1 #Formula1
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Oh, arse. That moment where the power supply MOSFET you accidentally bridged with the tip of your index finger last week (which hurt) decides that y&#39;know, actually, it also got hurt. POP BZZT BANG FLASH *fuse blows*. Oh well, back to Aliexpress for another one! #HomeElectronics #Zapped
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Oops. Forgot there&#39;s an #F1 race on. Oh well.
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These days it seems like any time my phone rings, it&#39;s either the person I&#39;m awaiting a call from or: 1. Somebody in Kolkata pretending to be from O2. 2. A dead, flat, boring voice pretending to be from Indeed, wanting me to add them on WhatsApp. 3. A recorded message from &quot;VISA Fraud Department&quot;, leading to another voice from India telling me that my life is at risk if I don&#39;t give them my card details. They really don&#39;t like being told to &am...
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@jadedtwin@corteximplant.com when I was a kid, if I asked a question of my parents and the eventual answer was "I don't know" it was usually followed by "we'll go to the library and find out". That imbued a lifetime of curiosity in my brother and I. Thanks, Dad ๐
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@TwoClownsEating@beige.party @neonbubble@mstdn.social Heh, Brian Jacks and his oiled socks. What a great show that was. No way would today's elite sports stars do that. They might ruin their hair, or manicures.
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Please excuse me a Proud Dad moment. Youngest got the best result for her course in her year for the first year exams at uni. At OXFORD. Yes, that Oxford. This is a young woman who struggled through school until the right diagnosis (which we had to fight for) unlocked all sorts of additional help and teaching/learning methods. If you're a parent of an ND child or children, keep up the fight for them. It's worth it, and I hope it works out for you. #ProudDad
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RE: https://cyberplace.social/@greem/116850052804160535 In a few minutes it&#39;ll be 4 years since I was picking bits of F1 racing car out of a barrier. I hope nobody has to today. Here&#39;s to a good, safe race everyone. #F1 #BritishGrandPrix #Silverstone
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Well that was a complete mess. #F1 #BritishGrandPrix #Silverstone
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@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Ah, this is a lovely way to start the long weekend. Somewhat related - someone got me a Clangers card once, that played a wee whistly ditty when opened. I turned that into a doorbell. When it eventually gave up a few years later our house was not the same!
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@katemorley@hachyderm.io beautiful, isn't it? I went out to see if I could catch the display but we had 100% cloud cover at a really low level ๐
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My hotel room last night either had a hairdryer or something from a book by @cstross in it.
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@bigvimto Calgary, then a road trip through the Rockies to Vancouver Island. Flying back from Vancouver.
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The house is unnaturally empty and quiet, as Doglet has gone to the kennels. It&#39;s almost time... #BigCanadaTrip
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Well, dammit. Zanardi finally copped it, after cheating the reaper twice. One of the nicest people to walk the earth, and with such amazing drive. This is a sad day. #Zanardi #RIP https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/articles/cvgz0kpxjpgo
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This morning looks a little different to usual... #BigCanadaTrip
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Ah, I&#39;m still not getting it Ted. Well, Dougal...
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I know, it&#39;s the morning, but it&#39;s still wine o&#39;clock somewhere in the Empire! (Not a nightmare at 34000 feet) #BigCanadaTrip
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@wrmsr I used to be able to hear that photo.
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Happy mailman day, everyone! #mailman #gnu #reminders
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@skinnylatte That ship quietly sailed away a long, long time ago. In late 2024 or early 2025 when I was mid-chemo, someone at Tesco told me "It's gone, you know, you don't have to wear that now". I told the bloke it was nothing to do with him. He started spouting some nonsense or other but I cut him off with "I'm having chemo for terminal cancer, I'm immunosuppressed, I don't want to catch whatever you have, how's your day going?" To say he looked em...
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@BenCotterill @julianlawson Spot on. Joe Simpson refuses to die listening to Boney M in his head. Great film, better book. A proper dilemma for both him and his climbing partner Simon Yates. I was properly into climbing at the time the accident happened and it caused a lot of anguished conversations about "what would you have done?"
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Another one bites the dust. Not that he&#39;d have played that track on many of his radio shows, mind you. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn9qprx2ljlo #AndyKershaw
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I may have reached another level up in my middle class cookery skills. I had some spuds to cook, and they needed trimming to a shape. I made the offcuts into salt and vinegar crisps. There&#39;s none left *burp*
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Good morning from Ypres, pocket friends. It&#39;s a bright, clear, cold day and I&#39;m going slow. Meanwhile three of my friends are out pounding round a cycling route which is a little easier than yesterday&#39;s, which involved a number of classic cobbled climbs used in the Tour of Flanders. They&#39;re mad! (Both the climbs and the cyclists). Today may well include the Tyne Cot cemetery. I&#39;m not sure I&#39;m ready for it, but there we are. What&#39;s happ...
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I&#39;m hoping that the Nuclear Football, the case with the launch codes that&#39;s supposed to accompany the US President, has been replaced with a case containing an actual football. I do not want to be woken in the night. I&#39;d like to be able to go on the trips I&#39;ve arranged.
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A 94 point match with the two teams separated by 2 at the final whistle. That&#39;s one of the best rugby matches I&#39;ve ever watched. Well done, France. You squeaked it. #FRAvENG #M6N
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@cstross@wandering.shop @ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net And you need a quadrant diagram, with all four sections marked "No".
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@mattblaze@federate.social Oh, I didn't know that bit. Badass indeed.