My name is Gordo
gordoooo_z@hachyderm.io
<p>Make haste, but slowly</p><p>computer toucher<br />spreadsheet fetishist<br />css zen garden purist<br />enjoyer of cool rocks<br />maker of sounds one might charitably describe as "music"</p><p>he/him/they/them/it<br />🇨🇦</p>
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I'M READY #monsterdon
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#monsterdon This sounds like every movie ever sampled in a Man or Astro-Man? track and I'm so very here for it (finally managed to tune in, for once!)
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@bitchboss@marcella.masto.host I'm ashamed of the world at this point. People who couldn't possibly be more far removed or uneducated on Israel and Palestine have taken it upon themselves to have an opinion. I'm pretty far removed myself, but it shouldn't be that hard for someone with zero cultural context or any horse in the race to see a bombed out school, and think "well I certainly don't like this." I know there's only so much time in the day and we don'...
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(...assuming you've either skate or snowboarded and you know how to fall with style (e.g. don't try to break your fall by breaking your wrist(s) instead))
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These 3 items represent that entirety of a $100 USD gift card lmao. Okay, to be fair I also paid the $20 shipping with the gift card, but still. Guitar repair is not a cheap activity. I decided in the end to get a single 2ft length of fretwire instead of 4ft, because my plan is to just do the problem areas rather than a full refret (for reference, 4ft is just enough to do an entire guitar), and that allowed me to get the set of 6 grits of this 3M flexible polishing cloth, rather than just the c...
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I am not built for living with the kind of people who feel the need to speak to me at 7:00am.
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I cannot express how much I truly loathe this breathing placeholder shit (especially when it never gets replaced with content, like right now). Just serve me a fucking completed document so I can get on with my day.
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I really don&#39;t like &quot;SEO experts&quot; who claim to be experts, but apparently can&#39;t handle building a form with the existing set of tools (a bloody WYSIWYG page builder, come on). If you install WPForms or Contact Form 7 on a WordPress install I maintain which already possesses form functionality (as evidenced by the contact form on the homepage), I promise you I will uninstall it. UGH. (for the record, I didn&#39;t hire this person and have had zero contact w...
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I&#39;m the kind of psycho that always considers the worst case scenario, and I probably shouldn&#39;t have kids because I would be an absolute basketcase. So anyway, parents, consider this a PSA: I just had a fear confirmed by something a pediatrician on the internet said when asked for one thing they would do different knowing what they know now (I&#39;m paraphrasing a video I&#39;ve never seen but which was paraphrased to me lol). They said they would never let their child us...
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This is amazing. I didn&#39;t realize dunking on audiophiles was already a thing in the 50s 😅https://youtu.be/Us6hQLwG1S8?si=8CDCN3YDm5sGSGnZ
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My s/o&#39;s employer uses Google Workspace for everything. She&#39;s currently working on a Doc, and it just told her she maxed out the character limit, and that she would need to &quot;remove content.&quot; It&#39;s less than 200 pages. Did Google forget to turn off an April Fools joke or something?
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Here&#39;s an idea, instead of going back to gopher, or starting a new non-commercial protocol, or just ditching the internet altogether... we should just build a modern browser to pre-modern standards. Like HTML 4.01 transitional max, CSS 2.1, and maybe ECMAscript 3? HTTP only (gopher and gemini can come too). I haven&#39;t fully thought this out yet, obviously lol
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No way. Extensions are no longer an afterthought in Firefox (Waterfox in this case but same difference) for Android!? This is a welcome development. I&#39;ll admit I&#39;m more ambivalent about the new UI over all, but I suspect once my muscle memory catches up I&#39;ll feel better about it.
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Wow. It&#39;s almost like supporting Linux was possible all along.