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  "Everynight's a Saturday night with you". Because he's dating an alcoholic crack dealer. #TotP

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  Tony Blackburn is definitely someone who makes a daily routine out of sitting his bare arse on eggs for hours at a time "to develop his posture." #TotP

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  There couldn't possibly be any backlash to disco becoming such an omnipresent cultural force that it legitimises abominations like this. #TotP

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  Bay City rollers is how you neatly apply tartan paint to your wall. #TotP

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  The Wurzels are enjoyed ironically to such an extent in the South West that it's hard to be convinced that it is actually ironic. #TotP

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  I'd take this over Rod Stewart any day, TBH. #TotP

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  Noel inhabiting what we will now refer to as the "Piggy-Thatcher" window. #TotP

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  https://youtu.be/lEjEGbAFzJU?t=165 #TotP

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  Bowling For Soup did a good cover of "I Ran" btw. #TotP

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  Flop of Seagulls. #TotP

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  Did he just sing about how his vacuum cleaner is what caused the tears in his shirt and it makes him want to sob? #TotP

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  Yay some goth-pop. #TotP

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  "do do do la la la"... Sure, Prince gets away with phoning it in. Yet my epic masterpiece "doobie wop wop" languishes unpublished. #TotP

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  I know it's overplayed to the point of being cheesy as hell, but Orinoco Flow is such a great tune. #TotP

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  Deacon Blue lost the plot when they turned into a green rector. #TotP

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  Ahhhhh, ahhhhhh, ahhhhhhh, ahhhhhh little shop, little shop of horrors! #TotP

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  What an upbeat song about emotionally blackmailing someone into staying in an unsatisfying relationship by appealing to the kids' welfare. #TotP

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  #NeilYoung's song "Rockin' in the Free World" is actually about #CSLewis's 'The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe'. The eponymous "free world" being #Narnia after it is liberated from the ice witch through the re-institution of a divinely appointed monarchy. The song calls upon the USA to resubmit to the rule of the British monarchy. As a Canadian, Young knows the importance of having God's favourites as head...

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  I actually thought that was really good. Yeah it was campy and silly and hyperbolic... ... but it was about the theatre. It kinda worked in a meta sense. Cheesing up Shakespeare automatically adds some gravitas, and lots of prominent actors in it. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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  Heat not a fire so hot for you foe that you do singe yourself. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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  If Lionheart survives and his daughter burns, he can eat the ashes each time he goes on stage in the future. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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  You just can't get the drunken mudlark help these days. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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  Choked on dog-pie, because he didn't like eating the pussy. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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  He's going to eat his dogs in a pie, right? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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  Are we to take it that Vincent Price looking and sounding just like Vincent Price is non-diegetic in this film? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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  "It's incredible. Who would've thought that you could ironically get someone to enact Othello in real life, just by doing an implausibly good massage?" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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  "Don't worry, she'll be under constant surveillance. I told them to keep eyes on Diana Rigg at all times, making sure not to get distracted spending any time at all looking at any moustachioed hipster dudes." #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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  Pretty sure this fight sequence, as choreographed, featured in an episode of The Prisoner. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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  "Romeo and Juliet? Oh god no, you're not going to bum me to death?" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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  "The mudlarks found me, and raised me as one of their own." #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood