>be Krafton CEO >buy Subnautica devs and agree to pay them a bonus if they release Subnautica 2 on time >and it does look like they'll release on time! >no wait FUCK that means you'll have to pay them their bonus, that's not fair >who wrote this contract anyway? >ask lawyer >lawyer says it'll be difficult, nearly impossible, and will probably blow up in your face >ask ChatGPT >ChatGPT says it'll be difficult, nearly impossible, and will probably blow up in your face >insist >"Maybe you could... uh, ask them if you can pay them less? And then sabotage them if negotiations fail? Though it'll probably blow up in your fa—" >BRILLIANT plan, thank you AI >carry out the "plan" >it blows up in your face This is only Part 1 of the two-part lawsuit, mind, but it's still funny to watch the gooks get their shit pushed in.